Adam Jenne thinks wearing masks on a plane is a game of thongs, so he decided to wear red thongs as a mask. We think this hilarious behavior towards a Federal law is totally understandable by one person alone. The legendary Thongs Master probably envisaged the covid virus as a deer monger too scared to hit thru a thong. If anyone should ever be in need of covering in a plane without a mask; thongs should be the last straw to break Covid’s Back in a show of total defiance.

Listen to the Conversation that ensued between Adam Jenne and the flight attendants.

The United Airlines flight 1750 from Ft. Lauderale to Washington, D.C. weren’t going to join this game.

“You’re going to have to come off the airplane. We’re not going to let you travel,” said a flight attendant in a cell phone video recorded by a passenger.

“Why?” responded Jenne in the video.

“You’re not in mask compliance,” said the attendant in the video.

A careful and honest view of this video would bring in a conclusion that Jenne was not going to change his mind about red thongs and Covid; He said he was trying to show why the rule doesn’t make sense to him.

“There’s nothing more absurd than having to wear a mask until I get to cruising altitude so that I can order Tito’s by the double and snack on pretzels, and illustrating that absurdity by wearing women’s underwear on my face sounds perfect,” said Jenne.

Shortly after Jenne left, other passengers started to speak up.

“Did he just get kicked off for wearing a mask?” said one man in the video.

We totally understand the feeling of trying to tweak the rule of law from Mask Covering to Red Thongs covering; “Pandemania” can be the only word to cover this kind of attitude towards covid that had taken over some folks;

Covid-19 is real and Omicron is spreading fast; we encourage everyone to mask up and let’s keep our communities safe.